I’m dreaming of a #ffffff christmas
the bible said adam AND eve so i slept with them both
this cow is prettier than me
Dude someone once told me I look like a cow and I was like “omg really? Have you seen cows? Because I have and they’re fucking gorgeous and adorable, so thanks”
Fun fact: “cow-eyed” was often used to describe Hera’s beauty since the Athenians considered cows faces so beautiful.
THIS IS THE ONLY ONE OF THESE I CAN GET BEHIND
"That strapless number you wore in District Two? The deep blue one with the diamonds? So gorgeous I wanted to reach through the screen and tear it right off your back." says Johanna. I bet you did, I think.
this is how to be a heartbreaker
This is a time where a comma is really needed.